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The stars aren't aligned in my favor.
dianne. 19. vegas.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)

mydogsnokes:

tumblr is so strange. i follow like 50 one direction blogs and i’ve never listened to one direction in my entire life. i’m not sure how it happened but i dont care for some reason?? but also, seeing 30+ oversaturated pictures of harry styles shouldnt be like…a thing that happens to me every day

→ Anonymous whispered : Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

castorochiaro:

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”

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"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."

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poopflow:

nosdrinker:

does this mean that perez hilton could go to jail

*prayer circle*

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real