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The stars aren't aligned in my favor.
dianne. 19. vegas.
ceasethatinfernalracket whispered : Have you and Hank ever considered doing the Amazing Race?

fishingboatproceeds:

Hank and I think television is cool, but we don’t really want to be on it, especially not in a sustained way. This is not in any way a dig at people who like being on TV. Just a personal preference thing. We like the Internet, where we control the stuff we make and get to decide how it gets sent out into the world.

Also I find it difficult to stand on a table, so I don’t think I’d really be a good Amazing Race candidate.

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7)

slayboybunny:

on wikipedia hello kitty’s height is described as “five apples” what the hell thats so cute