The stars aren't aligned in my favor.

finnthehuuman:

earthnation:

that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream

you gotta layer it up, son, make it a a thick ass chocolate bowl and it will survive, you aint getting anywhere in life cutting corners and being stingy with your chocolate

(Source: depression-and-movies, via thisbitchjason)

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

(Source: kiwimaycry, via thisbitchjason)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(via thisbitchjason)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via thisbitchjason)

robotmango:

"keep an eye on him. keep two eyes on him. send me photos with your camera phone. i know how those work now. i will expect hourly updates sam make sure he eats enough vegetables you know how he is. make sure he has enough blankets."

(via turtleoftheabyss)

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

(Source: quotethat, via bonjouritsali)

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

bootslots:

bootslots:

SO IT’S APRIL 15TH AND

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DO YOU SEE THIS

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DO YOU SEE THIS BULLSHIT

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WINTER GO HOME YOU ARE OUT PAST CURFEW

i look away to blog about tiny legos for an hour and this gets notes

(via thisbitchjason)

robotmango:

every cut rate villain thinks they can analyze dean winchester like he’s just daddy issues in a leather jacket, well fuck them. he’s so much better than that, so much stronger and kinder, so much more. fuck every villain who thinks they can get inside his head when they don’t understand his heart. 

(via turtleoftheabyss)

spartanrace:

On the eve of the Boston Marathon, we at Spartan Race, along with the country, pay tribute to all the victims and survivors of last year’s attack.
Pictured are athletes and citizens who lived through the events but won’t let tragedy grind them to a halt. This series shot by Robert X. Fogerty for Dear World captures the resilience of those affected that can’t be dampened. Please visit their site to learn more about these people’s stories. 

Boston is as strong as community as the world has. We are proud to be part of it. On Marathon Monday, we will be there. And along with the rest of the world, we will be watching a city recover as one.  

(via thisbitchjason)

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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(via fetch-is-never-gonna-happen)

precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you

(via aduhm)

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

(via turtleoftheabyss)

youlovelucie:

witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

friendly reminder that this wasn’t in the script - they were just messing around on set one day and this happened.

(via penrynsage)

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