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The stars aren't aligned in my favor.
dianne. 19. vegas.

fartgallery:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again

foxnewsofficial:

goblin-king-of-thedas:

some guy on fox news just said that teenage girls shouldn’t be allowed on public transporation???? I??????

please stop tagging me in this stuff i’m sorry

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

flewor:

not enough people are obsessed with me

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