Self-Indulgence

deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:08 -0700

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

fffcuk: im extremely jealous of people who get to see the person they like on a daily basis

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:52 -0700

fffcuk:

im extremely jealous of people who get to see the person they like on a daily basis

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:45 -0700

sarastic: greeleys: mondoleon: guten tag WHY AM I LAHGHING...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:06 -0700

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:31 -0700

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:16 -0700

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:54 -0700

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatsnotwhathipposdo: This was the outfit I wore to school...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:36 -0700

thatsnotwhathipposdo:

This was the outfit I wore to school today. I spent forever doing my hair, made an effort to actually wear makeup, wore jewelry, the whole nine yards, which I seriously never do. I wanted to get away from the normal t-shirt and jeans I usually wear so that I could take cute pictures with the Seniors on their way out of high school for the last time.

If you’ll notice, the front of the skirt is more than halfway down my thigh and I even had shorts on underneath. There’s no way anyone was seeing anything under this skirt.

At my school we have a “knee length” rule for all bottoms. I got through periods 1 through 4 with not even a comment from a teacher or administrator. All I got was compliments from many students, which made me feel awesome about myself.

In lunch, I go to the vending machine to get water. The second I turn around, there’s the Principal right in my face. “Hi there, your skirt is very pretty, but it’s way too short.”

“Well Mr.Crouch, I am pretty tall, and—“

“But that’s not what matters. I’m saying that if the sheer fabric wasn’t there, the part underneath wouldn’t be legal. So you’ve got two options, you can either go to ISS, or change into something appropriate. What do you want to do?”

“Um, well I think I might have something. I’ll change.”

“Okay, and come right back and show me what you’ve changed into.”

I knew I didn’t have anything to change into, because I’d worn this skirt before with no trouble.

I went back to my table to finish my lunch, and shortly after he approached me again.

“I thought you were going to go change?”

“I will, I just wanted to finish my lunch first.”

“Alright. And when you change, go show the front office to see if they approve.”

Now we’re standing at the door waiting to be released from lunch. Bear in mind, this will be 3 times he’s approached me in maybe a 10 minute time span.

“Are you going to change?”

“Yes, I just want to let my 5^th period teacher know where I am.”

“What’s your first name again?”

“Emily.”

“And who’s your next teacher?”

“Mrs. Solburg.”

“Which one?”

“Drama.”

“Well I’ll let Mrs. Solburg know you’re going to be a few minutes late to class, alright?”

“Okay…”

So I went to class and let Mrs. Solburg know Mr. Crouch would be coming by soon because of my skirt and that I had no intentions of changing.

He walks in the classroom through the back entrance and says, apparently before scanning the room to see if I’m even in there, “Emily is going to be a few minutes late because she’s changing clothes. Oh, is she in here?”

Duh.

“Make sure you change.”

“Alright.”

He left, and I told my teacher that I didn’t have anything to change into. We looked in her closet and couldn’t find anything that normal people would wear that was both appropriate and matched what I was wearing. I told her to not worry about it, that I’d have my mom sign me out to go home.

When I hung up with my mom, here comes Mr. Crouch again. Mrs. Solburg tells him that I am signing out because I couldn’t find anything to change into.

“Oh, well she told me she had something to change into.”

“Mr. Crouch, I said that I might.”

“No, you said you had something.”

And he walked out.

Let’s count the things that were more wrong than my skirt, shall we?

1.      Him approaching me twice while I was trying to eat in our already short lunch time

2.      Him interrupting my theatre class twice just to tell me to change

3.      The fact he said my skirt wouldn’t be “legal” without the sheer fabric, and also, why would I wear the skirt without the outer fabric?! It’s the whole skirt!

4.      My friend Melissa had been trying to schedule a meeting with him since 2^nd period to start up a donation drive for the suffering families in Oklahoma, and he was too busy following me around to help her

5.      So many Seniors were dressed way more inappropriately than me with tank tops and booty shorts

6.      I would have had to miss the Senior Walk even if I didn’t go home because I’d have been in ISS, so I didn’t get to say bye to all of my senior friends

7.      I had to disrupt my mom at work to sign me out

8.      I had to miss my last two classes when I had already been absent the previous day and needed to make up work

9.      He singled me out to the extreme, embarrassed me, and made me cry in front of my class

10.  My friend David wore shorts with a 5 inch inseam a few weeks ago and wasn’t even approached by an administrator. It was just shrugged off as him being a “silly boy”

11.  He didn’t even want to hear what I had to say about being tall (proportions, man. Put my skirt on any short girl and it would be fine. They don’t make cute skirts that are knee length on a 5’11” girl. It just doesn’t happen.), and he completely dismissed me when I said that I told him I *might* have a change of clothes, even though it was the truth

If he put just half as much effort as he did checking up on me every 5 minutes into, maybe, /running a school/, then everyone probably wouldn’t hate it so much.

stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:17:34 -0700

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:17:21 -0700

fuckingrapeculture:

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something

A+

mind blown

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep: Omg where have you been all my god...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:38 -0700

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:20 -0700

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

reallyfoxnews: sandandglass: This basically sums up everything...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:04 -0700

reallyfoxnews:

sandandglass:

This basically sums up everything Bill O’Reilly’s ever said.

Fox News in two .gifs

devildoll: helpwess: Dylan O’Brien talks The Internship, The...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:53 -0700

devildoll:

helpwess:

Dylan O’Brien talks The Internship, The Maze Runner, Comic-Con and more (x)

who do i talk to about this

killing me softly with his arms

tinydragongina:

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:29 -0700

tinydragongina:

this is like the only mention of communism in the entire movie

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:04 -0700

this is like the only mention of communism in the entire movie

horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:56 -0700

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

starkstower: all original chip skylark fans assemble dem fake hoes can go to skip...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:43 -0700

starkstower:

all original chip skylark fans assemble

dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants

chip5ever

homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:32 -0700

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

electricsundials: notpossibleoswin: elkane: Jack Dawson…...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:23 -0700

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens